Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)


Are you left or right handed?

Left. Next…


What happens when two worlds collide?

They call him Miles Davis. And yes. He’s the best thing to have ever happend to music, end of discussion. Next


What colour are your eyes?

Easy tiger! What is this, a dating profile? My wife won’t be pleased. Next.


I’ve heard you mention your book at a recent talk. When’s it out?

Why, I’m so glad you ask such a great question. Have yourself a gold star. By the time you read this, hopefully it will be out. Check the status here.

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What colour are your eyes?

I already told you buster. None of that lovey dovey stuff

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Can we hire you?

That depends. How much are you offering?

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No, no! Can we employ your services as a speaker?

Oh that kinda hiring… The type where I speak and you listen. That’s the best job ever. Sure. I’m happy to get paid for that. Contact me and let’s arrange a way for me to take your money

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Are you reading these FAQs in your head in two different voices?

Yes. I am. I’m not crazy. Don’t judge me.

Moving swiftly on.

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Anything else we should know?

Lots. Pick up a book and read. Anything else about me? Nah, prob not. If there is I’ll post a blog and email you. Are you signed up to my mailing list? It’s whole worlds of fun. We all meet up twice a week and sing Karaoke together*

 

*this may or may not actually happen